things to call your best friend:
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
the westborow godhatesgoths website’s ‘warning signs that your child may be a goth’ is my favorite thing because
yeah getting doctor who pins is considered “goth”
oops i guess thats all of you
didnt you use the internet to create this website…?
breaking news: shakespeare may have been a goth!
are you even..?
yeah people that try to make friends are goths